FirstLightErnest

  • Subscribe to our RSS feed.
  • Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Facebook
  • Digg

Thursday, 31 January 2013

What I Bought 1/22/2013 - Part 4

Posted on 11:46 by Unknown
While I was hanging out with Alex over the weekend, he convinced me to watch The Watch. Ben Stiller, Jonah Hill, aliens invade podunk Ohio community? That movie was meant to be a satire of action films, wasn't it? Besides being a vehicle for raunchy dick jokes, I mean. It was the big shootout at the end that brought the point home for me, the guns never running out of ammo until it's necessary to build suspense, the slow-mo of Jamarcus tossing away empty guns, only to draw more from his coat. It had that knowing wink feel to it Hot Fuzz did. Except considerably less funny and well done.

Oh, and I'm going to talk about Secret Avengers today.

Secret Avengers #35, 36, by Rick Remender (writer), Matteo Scalera (artist), Matthew Wilson (color art), Clayton Cowles (letterer) - The next time the Avengers try hiding inside with the lights off when solicitors come around, they might want to remember to close the curtains on the upper floors in case one of the salesmen is a giant robot.

Black Widow, Venom, and Valkyrie are in The Core, and they found Parvez. But O'Grady found them, and is in the process of kicking their butts, while whining about how he's allowed to be selfish. You know, if Thomspon were putting any thought into using the symbiont, be could smother O'Grady in about 3 seconds. I know, Flash Thompson and thinking don't go together.

Meanwhile, Hawkeye, Captain Britain, and Beast figure out a way to escape the Undead Universe with the Orb of Necromancy. Braddock is a surprisingly good bluffer. Also, Hawkeye killed Vampire Wolverine with a Pym created artificial sunlight arrow. Bet that took him less time to perfect than Willow Rosenberg's sphere of sunlight spell. Did she ever get that down? The heroes return to the 616 reality is ruined because Father and the Descendants have made their move. The appeal to the U.N. to recognize them as sovereign rulers of Bagalia (after Max Fury signed it away to them), is met with shouting about "terrorism", which is kind of a conversation-stopper. Not quite up there with invoking Hitler, but close enough. So Father has his people who are hidden among the populace release a nano-mist that will remake every person on earth into a artificial being. Including the Soviet Super-Soldiers apparently, which is an odd choice by Remender, but I guess it can be ignored readily enough.

With the Avengers and FF trapped in their respective headquarters by some adaptive metal. It's down to our three heroes, plus Spider-Man. And they have the Orb of Necromancy. Fire it up, and they can kill the nano thing before it alters humanity. But it'll also kill all the Descendants and the Avengers aren't keen on that notion, especially Hawkeye. Then Deathlok Wasp and Pym show up, and Jan grabs the Orb, but McCoy brings Pym back to himself (mentally, he's still half machine), and it's Cyborg Giant-Man versus Master Mold thing as the conclusion approaches.

I have concerns about how the concluding issue is gonna go. Hawkeye has been so adamant about Avengers not killing, and he seems completely willing to acknowledge the Descendants and living sentient beings, that I can't help but fear Remender's going to make him kill them as some sort of commentary on "growing up", or the futility of moral absolutes, or something. Given his cack-handed approach to Hawkeye thus far, it wouldn't surprise me. Beyond those worries, I liked the writing. I'm hoping Remender will come up with a creative, non-lethal solution, and Father is the kind of villain where you can't take anything he says at face value, which means I can't take anything the people working with him say, either. Like, does Jim Hammond actually believe humans will never regard as a real person? When one of his best friends is Steve Rogers? When he managed to make friends with Namor, who gets along with almost nobody? Or is Father exerting influence?

I don't have much to say about Scalera's artwork. I would have liked a little more variety in the designs of the artificial lifeforms in the double-page splash at the beginning of 35. Give the Sentinels a sense of individuality, since they are (in theory) individuals, albeit ones all working towards the same goal. That said, the panel of Master Mold glaring into the window of Avengers Tower was pretty good. The glowing eyes in shadow look is always gold, especially when it's a giant robot that somehow got the drop on an entire team of Avengers. Nice awareness there, folks.
Email ThisBlogThis!Share to XShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest
Posted in movies, reviews, secret avengers | No comments
Newer Post Older Post Home

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Popular Posts

  • A May Look At The June Previews Of The August Releases
    The solicits for August releases are out, and there's a little good news, a little bad news, and a few things that are exasperating. - G...
  • A Dash Through The Solicits
    Three things relevant to me in the latest batch of solicitations: - New Atomic Robo mini-series! Savage Sword of Doctor Dinosaur! I wonder...
  • It Takes Real Brains To Always Avoid Illumination
    I mentioned in my review of Daredevil 20 & 21 that I believe the shadowy figures responsible for the creation of Coyote are also the peo...
  • Tales From The Woods #9
    We made a quick run back to the house for some essentials before returning to Site 3. I just grabbed some water and a headlamp. CAP brought ...
  • Burn Notice 3.15 - Good Intentions
    Plot: It's down to the wire now. Mike has a meeting with Gilroy that turns into a shopping trip. The visit to the "Knights of Resi...
  • A Whole Bunch of Weekend Stuff
    Yesterday was post #2500 here at Reporting on Marvels and Legends. Which makes this my 2500th post, since Papafred has one in there. One of ...
  • Burn Notice 4.18 - Last Stand
    Plot: Vaughn's in Miami. He wants to list, he knows Michael has it. Mike, Fi, and Jesse plan to hide it in a nuclear facility, where pr...
  • What I Bought 6/6/2012 - Part 4
    For a while there, I'd convinced myself I would ask Jack not to send the AvX tie-ins for Secret Avengers . Just ditch the book for a fe...
  • A Little About Hall Of Fame Voting
    The results for this year's Baseball Hall of Fame voting are supposed to be released Wednesday. Right now, there doesn't seem to be ...
  • The More He Struggles, The More He Sinks
    I've been working my way through another collection of noir films. The first three ( Whirlpool , Shock , They Made Me a Criminal ) haven...

Categories

  • 52 (1)
  • absurdity (6)
  • adam warlock (1)
  • amanda waller (2)
  • angel and faith (22)
  • ann nocenti (9)
  • arcade (1)
  • art (7)
  • asimov (6)
  • atomic robo (13)
  • avengers (2)
  • avengers arena (8)
  • aviation (2)
  • avx (8)
  • batgirl (4)
  • batman (5)
  • batman beyond (12)
  • bkv (2)
  • black cat (1)
  • black widow (2)
  • blackest night (1)
  • blogkeeping (2)
  • books (57)
  • btvs (6)
  • burn notice (74)
  • busiek (1)
  • cable/deadpool (1)
  • captain america (8)
  • captain marvel (11)
  • christos gage (3)
  • civil war (1)
  • clint eastwood (2)
  • comicon (5)
  • cyclops (3)
  • daredevil (13)
  • darkwing duck (1)
  • dbz (1)
  • dc (1)
  • DCnu (9)
  • death (9)
  • defenders (7)
  • dial h (9)
  • diversions (30)
  • doug tennapel (2)
  • dr. doom (1)
  • dr. strange (2)
  • dreams (3)
  • dustin nguyen (1)
  • dwayne mcduffie (2)
  • earthworm jim (4)
  • episode rundowns (74)
  • faith (1)
  • fantastic four (2)
  • fashion (3)
  • favorite games (5)
  • flash (2)
  • food (1)
  • gabriel hardman (1)
  • ghost rider (1)
  • grammar (3)
  • green arrow (11)
  • green lantern (4)
  • grifter (1)
  • grimjack (1)
  • hair (1)
  • hawkeye (13)
  • hawkeye and mockingbird (1)
  • heroclix (5)
  • holiday (3)
  • huntress (2)
  • hypothetical (26)
  • ink-stained trail (13)
  • iron fist (3)
  • iron man (1)
  • jack kirby (1)
  • jla (9)
  • joe casey (2)
  • joe kubert (1)
  • katana (3)
  • kelly sue deconnick (1)
  • lex luthor (1)
  • madrox (1)
  • movies (69)
  • mr. fantastic (1)
  • music (2)
  • mystique (1)
  • nightwing (1)
  • norm breyfogle (1)
  • nova (1)
  • nu52 (1)
  • oracle (1)
  • ostrander (2)
  • panda (13)
  • peter milligan (1)
  • photos (3)
  • proposal (9)
  • proposal spider-man (1)
  • pull (11)
  • punisher (1)
  • question (1)
  • rants (15)
  • rebekah isaacs (2)
  • rebels (1)
  • resurrection man (4)
  • reviews (88)
  • rick remender (4)
  • robin (2)
  • rocketeer (7)
  • roger stern (2)
  • rogue (2)
  • romita (1)
  • runaways (1)
  • science (10)
  • sean mckeever (1)
  • secret avengers (20)
  • sergio leone (3)
  • sherlock holmes (2)
  • sienkiewicz (1)
  • skreemer (1)
  • solicits (9)
  • spider-man (5)
  • spike (1)
  • spoiler (4)
  • sports (7)
  • stacy x (1)
  • starfire (1)
  • suicide squad (4)
  • superman (3)
  • tales from the woods (10)
  • theory (50)
  • time travel (6)
  • tv (80)
  • ultimate spider-man (1)
  • ultron (1)
  • uncalvinpitt (2)
  • venom (1)
  • video games (32)
  • warbird (6)
  • wildcats (1)
  • wolverine (2)
  • x-factor (2)
  • x-men (10)
  • year in review (6)

Blog Archive

  • ▼  2013 (208)
    • ►  August (8)
    • ►  July (30)
    • ►  June (30)
    • ►  May (26)
    • ►  April (29)
    • ►  March (28)
    • ►  February (27)
    • ▼  January (30)
      • What I Bought 1/22/2013 - Part 4
      • What I Bought 1/22/2013 - Part 3
      • What I Bought 1/22/2013 - Part 2
      • What I Bought 1/22/2013 - Part 1
      • Burn Notice 4.9 - Center of the Storm
      • Do I Contradict Myself? Apparently So
      • Capricorn One
      • The Vikings
      • There's a Spider In The Foundation
      • The Quest For The Clockwork Master
      • Do I Venture Back Into The X-Verse?
      • Burn Notice 4.8 - Where There's Smoke
      • First Impressions Are Everything
      • Prelude To The Year In Review
      • Devices and Desires
      • Orson Welles Week Might Have Been Better Off Aband...
      • The Battle of Salamis - Barry Strauss
      • Burn Notice 4.7 - Past & Future Tense
      • It Must Be Orson Welles Week
      • The Third Man
      • The Litany Of Gaming Failures, Mine and Theirs
      • Ferry To Hong Kong
      • A Little About Hall Of Fame Voting
      • I've Handed Concerns About AvX To My Subconscious
      • Burn Notice 4.6 - Entry Point
      • It Takes Real Brains To Always Avoid Illumination
      • Apollo 18
      • The Casual Civilian
      • Just Get Off My Back, Man!
      • I Like To Roam Around, Around, Without Leaving Home
  • ►  2012 (292)
    • ►  December (28)
    • ►  November (29)
    • ►  October (31)
    • ►  September (29)
    • ►  August (30)
    • ►  July (29)
    • ►  June (30)
    • ►  May (31)
    • ►  April (30)
    • ►  March (25)
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

Unknown
View my complete profile